Twits in Love by Tom Alan Robbins

“Alcohol is like the cousin that owes you money. It promises everything and delivers nothing.”
Cyril Chippington-Smythe, the world’s richest man, awakens from a drunken stupor to find that he may have engaged himself to the horrifyingly toothy Alice Witherspoon. His mechanical manservant, Bentley, concocts a plot to free his master from any possible entanglement, but Alice has more than matrimony on her mind and may end up destroying civilization as we know it.

Category: Science Fiction – Steampunk