Percival Gynt and the Conspiracy of Days by Drew Melbourne

SOMETHING EVIL IS STIRRING.
An accountant misses his train.
A magician steals his hat.
A three-armed frog accelerates towards lightspeed.
A nun questions EVERYTHING.
A rat makes a delicious sandwich.

A conspiracy ends.
Evil wins.
Hope remains.

This is

PERCIVAL GYNT
AND THE CONSPIRACY OF DAYS