How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja (The Adventures of Duke LaGrange, Book I) by Jay Key

Bounty hunters. Ninjas. Anthropomorphic musk oxen from the moons of Gartosh. Welcome to the gut busting universe of Duke LaGrange!

When bounty hunter Duke LaGrange and his oft inebriated Japanese-Irish ninja companion, Ishiro’shea, entered their favorite watering hole, Cyborg Joe’s Grill N’ Go & The Why Not Saloon, they had no idea that they would soon be gobbled up by an unhinged astral anomaly and deposited on an uncharted primitive world. Few things are worse than undeveloped planets especially those that haven’t even made it to the soufflé stage. To top it off, this particular planet comes with its own insane ruler and an Orb that Controls Everything and Must be Respected. The bounty hunting duo will need to navigate a violent rebellion, flying fire breathing panthers, and mutated swamp cannibals in order to avoid being stranded light years from the nearest well-martini.

Category: Science Fiction – Adventure

One Tournament. Zero Rules. Fifteen of the biggest, strongest, and nastiest warriors in the entire universe…and Duke LaGrange.

Holy hedgehogs! Everyone’s favorite bounty hunting duo is back! Nova Texas’ favorite son, Duke LaGrange, and his silent swordsman sidekick, Ishiro’shea, once again find themselves unceremoniously removed from Cyborg Joe’s and deposited on a planet at the least opportune time. The only way for the tandem to escape the harsh world of Psitakki is for Duke to survive the most dangerous underground pit fighting tournament in the cosmos. Mega-Trolls, flying insectoid soldiers, and acid-spitting sludge beasts, oh my! And it’s not just the looming spectre of combat staring Duke in the face…it’s his former love.