Dragon Removal Service
by Eric Stever
The war was bad. The cleanup is worse.
Sure, the dragon is dead and the Sorcerer is defeated. But with all the silly left-over magic running around the kingdom of Baltica, things are ‘worser-than-worse’. Who’s going to clean it all up?
Gulchima Brixby thinks she’s the girl for the job. She’s just inherited the family construction company, and they’re drowning in debt. When a bill-collector threatens her family with prison, Gulchima makes a risky decision. She signs a contract to remove all the left-over magic from the kingdom’s biggest town.
Fairy poo in the fountain? Swan-maidens under the bridge? Pumpkins that strangle you in your sleep? How hard could it be? It’s only magic…
Preposterous plots, ridiculous reasoning, glowing beards and obliteration of the fourth wall. If you need a trope-twisting laugh, buy Dragon Removal Service today!